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Bill Tanner is a BAMF and no one can convince me otherwise.  He deserves ALL the love.  Put him front and centre, let him shake off the grey little bureaucrat image and shine, and I will love you forever (this has absolutely nothing to do with my Rory Kinnear obsession, how dare you).  Gareth Mallory is his first love, although he's not averse to letting off a little steam with 007 or down in Q branch.  We're talking competence kink really, aren't we?  

 

Yes, I know, I’m getting boring with this but god, give me any and all of these idiots, in any damned combination you see fit.  You can throw Eve into a multi-mix by all means, but please leave female-M out of it.  Dame Judy is inviolable, I’m afraid.  Again, not keen on the villains (I guess that’s covered by my DNW of manipulative dynamics) but throw in as many OCs as you like.  5+1 where they do the spy thing and sleep with anyone and everyone for Queen and country before finally making a match where there are feelings involved.  I don’t know, Bond is legendary for his inability to keep it in his pants.  I have a feeling it’s an MI-6 thing.

 

I am a petrol head and mech fiend and a lover of all things silver fox - give me all the Jaeger goodness and the story of these two old friends who have known each other forever.  Giant robots are my kryptonite - I have adored Transformers since the first cartoons - and seeing Gypsy Danger stride across my screen was yet another formative moment for my id.  How about an AU where the Jaegers are sentient and can drift with their pilots?  

 

Fix-it fic in which Stacker gets to the life pod in time or in which he never had to sacrifice himself; a pre-movie get together; post movie retirement fic… give me any and all of it.  Seriously love the idea of a permanent telepathic link between pilots, and of course these two fought together.  Give me long term lovers who are never out of each others’ heads, no matter the distance, or the first time they stepped into the drift together.  Herc tracing Stacker’s scars from when he brought his jaeger home alone.  If you can think of an AU deserving of these two mature, kick-ass, competent men (uh-oh, methinks I spot a theme here), go for it.  There might the odd idea in the OW segment too.

 

If you’ve waded through all of the above, and I just screech “BONES” at you, you’re probably correct in anticipating the level of flail I have for this incarnation of my favourite Star Trek character.  Grouchy, snarky, so-done-with-this-shit Bones, with his generous heart big enough to encompass galaxies.  He would heal the universe, if he could, bitching about it the whole time.  James T. Kirk is his kryptonite, his touchstone, the thorn in his side, his soulmate, and I want everything from old married husbands, to hidden relationship, to Bones giving in and letting himself have this beautiful blond creature who he feels is far too young for him, only to realise that Jim adores him equally in return.   breathes into paper bag   

Pirate Captain/Naval Officer (M/M)

Old human space general/His alien general old friend (M/M)

Human Galactic Emperor/Alien Galactic Emperor He Marries To End War (M/M)

 

My love of military silver foxes never wanes, it seems.  To be honest, anything goes here.  Friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, doing it for politics and then catching Feelings.  If you want to take any of my fandom pairs and dump them into an AU that features one of these OWs, then I would probably combust with glee.  Sci-fi, steampunk, high fantasy, urban fantasy… go for it.  You can switch emperors for kings or generals for admirals, whatever floats your boat.  (No pun intended)

Likes: Fluff, smut, mundane domesticity.  Airships/steampunk, spaceships/sci-fi.  Older characters/silver foxes, happy ever afters, suit porn, competence and loyalty and protectiveness and found family.  Enemies to friends to lovers.  I am a trope ho.  Give me different standards of beauty and attractiveness.  Orgasm delay is fun.  Denial is not.

 

Smut likes:  Whilst I'm not a big fan of BDSM in fandom, I very much enjoy inflicting a bit of orgasm delay (although not outright denial!) and multiple orgasms. Please give me inventive sexual positions, alien or robotic genitalia, enthusiastic 'we're not dead' sex, OT3s, telepathic connections, love and lust at first sight, sentient machines, joyful consummation after epic pining (requited, of course), use of fingers but not fists, mouths everywhere except rimming, sweet-soft-tender “I’m going to take care of you" sex, and coming so hard they pass out.  Singly, or in whatever inventive combination the muse demands of you.

 

DNW:  A/b/o dynamics/mpreg/lactation; Noncon/incest/underage; BDSM, D/s or manipulative power dynamics, roleplaying; Excessive gore/violence; scat/watersports/snowballing/eggpreg; Character death or chronic illness (unless it’s canon and you’re going to fix it - I’m looking at you, MCU), unhappy or bittersweet endings; High school/teenager/de-aged AUs (I have teens in the house, ‘nuff said)

Above all, have fun writing it!